Men, women and sex toys…
Okay, I’m going to step away from what I normally write about for a moment, and write about what I (almost) always think about…sex.
I love sex. I am very open about the fact that I love sex. Call it my sexual peak or just call it good genes, there are very few times when I will turn down sex. I have to be in a coma or pretty damn close to it. Thanks to a very open-minded mother, I am not embarrassed about any of these facts (thanks, Mom!). Yeah, I was raised right.
A co-worker recently asked my opinion on what he should get his wife for their anniversary. I suggested the Pearl Rabbit vibrator. I have one and love it.
Of course, I didn’t go into details. It was, after all, a work setting. Luckily, I work with truck drivers, so there’s not too much I can say that will offend them. Embarrass them, yes…but not offend them.
What surprised me, other than the fact that one guy actually giggled (yes, giggled) uncomfortably, was when another co-worker who was listening in said, “It sounds like you’re going to be replaced.”
Really? Do guys really think this?
I think I can honestly say that as much as I love the Rabbit, there is no way that this little guy will ever replace the real thing for me. Accentuate it, yes…even enhance it. Maybe even substitute on occasion if needed. But never, ever will he replace it. It’s just not going to happen.
So it got me wondering. Do guys really feel this way about vibrators and sex toys? Are they intimidated by them? Now, before you let your pride answer that, let me clarify. I’ve heard some guys say that they aren’t fond of women and vibrators because there’s no way, no matter how hard they try, they’ll ever get their penis to vibrate.
You do know we realize that, and we’re okay with that, right? It’s not a competition. We’re not laying there comparing the voodoo that you do versus the mechanics of a few C batteries. If your woman actually is doing that, then you may have bigger problems than I can help you with.
I guess my point to all this is that there is no reason to feel like you’re being replaced if your woman gets a vibrator. It doesn’t make you less of a man. She’s probably wanting to try something new without bringing a third person into your bedroom…yet.
To all you guys who are okay with a vibrator in your bedroom…good for you. It shows a self confidence that is sexy. To all you others…trust me, you’re not being replaced.
Tags: men, relationships, sex, sex toys, women
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